tumbledore-:

puppetmasternaegi:

2xpistolsandawink:

nottheshepardyourelookingfor:

aktwerkthatbooty:

Jesus Christ.

THIS IS MY FAVORITE.

I just hurt myself laughing

Jesus, you JESUS.

OH MY GOD

Happy Good Friday

PSD Coloring - Bright Eyed & Vintage Download

Contains optional B&W layer.

Hannibal - Season 2 Episode 8 : Su-Zakana

I love how you can see all the pain in Will’s face, as if he’s determined to right the wrongs done to him by Hannibal through helping him and his injustices. Acting.

fuocogo:

sharkchunks:

fennecwolfox:

oeste:

misterhippity:

I tried a 2-D printer once, and the paper jammed.

So now I just painstakingly re-create my paper copies by hand, like a medieval monk.

i tried using paper, but the edges crumpled

so now i just chisel my commandments into stone, like old testament god

I tried using stone, but it cracked and broke.

Now I just scream everything at passersby, hoping they’ll remember what I said so I can ask them about it when I need it.

I tried shouting things at passersby but they ignored me.

Now I emit allohormones in a gypsobelum that bonds selectively with the recipient’s hemolymph to reconfigure their bursa copulax into a copulatory canal. I can only say one thing, “I want to mate with you,” but really, what else ever needs to be said?

i tried whatever that was and it worked just fine 10/10

Ghost Gifs Tutorial

olenamanning:

Example.
How to make a simple gif.

For gifs like this, it’s really important to pick the right scene. As you can see, the camera is still in every gif (except the bottom left) and people are relatively still too.
I’m going to start with this gif:
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rat-got-your-tongue:

Wow at first i was like WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT, then i remembered children exist.

lilyfanciesprongs:

dardeile:

zombres:

chinesesleepchant:

jesseseisenberg:

#pattinson #stop it #one day i’ll actually have to say i like you #and someone will think it’s because of twilight #quick #do something good so i have a well-known excuse

#there is a whole army of secret rpattz fans who hate everything he does professionally but loves everything he says outside of his actual work

#i am one of them #he hates his life so much but he hates twilight more 

 #I just hate your career choices RPattz#but you #are #fucking #hilarious 

#look at your life rob #look at your choices

Retro Fonts – 8 Retro-y Fonts (Not made by me, just collected and adored by me)

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